We need a Hazmat team dispatched for a major clean up in South Austin.
The polluting suspect is a caucasian male, 3 months old, around 2 feet high, patchy brown hair and blue eyes. While the rest of us are reeling from the spill, he seems rather happy and satisfied. He has even smiled a couple of times. No need to send an ambulance - a LOT of wipes and some rubber gloves will do. 
2 comments:
HAHAHA!! Maybe that's why he couldn't sleep all last week!!
You guys are hilarious! Send the Hazmat team over to our house when they're done with yours. Love the blog. - Rachel Matthys
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